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Top 10 excuses when caught sleeping at your desk
10. They told me at the blood bank this might happen.
9. This is just a 15 minute power nap like they raved about at that time
management seminar you sent me to.
8. Whew! Guess I left the top off the white-out. You probably got here
just in time!!
7. I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission staement and
envisioning a new paradigm.
6. I was testing me keyboard for drool resistance.
5. I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related
stress. Do you discriminate against people who practice Yoga?
4. Dang! Why did you interupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to
our biggest problem.
3. The coffee machine is broken.
2. Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot.
1. In Jesus' name, Amen.