In a message dated 4/3/02 7:22:21 AM Pacific Standard Time,
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> You will notice that, in small print, there is a statement: "Every rectal
> thermometer made by Q-tip is personally tested." Now, close your eyes and
> repeat out loud five times: "I am so glad I do not work in Quality Control
> at the Q-tip company

LOL!  Outrageous! Love it!