I think I posted something about this a long time ago, but now I've
forgotten. Does anyone here have experience with Birkenstock shoes?  Are they
as comfortable as they darned well oughta be for that kind of price?

They have a store in Alexandria, and I've got to do something...I mean
tomorrow. I can't take this standing pain anymore.

Betty

"Dear Betty, Dear Betty
You have no complaints.
You are what you are,
and you ain't what you ain't.

So listen up buster,
and listen up good.
Stop wishin' for bad luck
and knockin on wood."