An extremely shy and very modest man was in the hospital for a series of

> tests, the last of which had left his digestive system upset. Upon making

> several false-alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided that the

> latest was another false alarm, so he stayed put in his bed. He suddenly

> filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to

> remain rational. Losing his presence of mind, he jumped up, gathered up

the

> bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window. A drunk was walking

by

> the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing,

and

> swinging his arms wildly, which left the soiled sheets in a tangled pile

at

> his feet. As the drunk stood there staring down at the sheets, a security

> guard who had watched the whole incident walked up and asked, "What was

that

> all about?" Still staring down at his feet, the drunk replied: "I think I

> just beat the shit out of a ghost"

>

> HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYBODY :)