Good one. I liked it. --- Paige Petersen <[log in to unmask]> wrote: > A man was sick and tired of going to work every day > while his wife stayed > home. He wanted her to see what he went through so > he prayed, "Dear Lord, I > go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my > wife merely stays at home. > I want her to know what I go through, so please > create a trade in our > bodies. > > " God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's > wish. > > The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a > woman. He arose, cooked > breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set out > their school clothes, fed > them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to > school, came home and > picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners > and stopped at the bank > to draw out money to pay the power bill and > telephone bill, drove to the > power company and the phone company and paid the > bills, went grocery > shopping, came home and put away the groceries. He > cleaned the cat's litter > box and bathed the dog. Then it was already 1 p.m. > and he hurried to make > the beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep > and mop the kitchen > floor. Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got > into an argument with > them on the way home. Set out cookies and milk and > got the kids organized to > do their homework, then set up the ironing board and > watched TV while he did > the ironing. At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and > washing greens for salad, > breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for > supper. After supper he > cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded > laundry, bathed the kids, > and put them to bed. At 9 p.m. he was exhausted and, > though his daily chores > weren't finished, he went to bed where he was > expected to make love which he > managed to get through without complaint. The next > morning he awoke and > immediately knelt by the bed and said, "Lord, I > don't know what I was > thinking. > I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay > home all day. > Please, oh please, let us trade back." > > The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied, "My son, > I feel you have learned > your lesson and I will be happy to change things > back to the way they were. > You'll have to wait 9 months, though. > > You got pregnant last night. > _________________________________________________________________ > Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com