thanks Ken. A co-worker and I got some good laughs On Wed, 11 April 2001, "Barber, Kenneth L." wrote: > > i don't really know if these are actual test answers as the person giving > them to me stated, but funny they are. > > > > Our Future leaders ... > > These are actual test answers from various schools in the Huntsville, > Alabama metropolitan area > > Q: Name the four seasons. > A: Salt, pepper, mustard, and vinegar. > > Q: How is dew formed? > A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire. > > Q: What is a planet? > A: A body of earth surrounded by sky. > > Q: What are steroids? > A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs. > > Q: What happens to your body as you age? > A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental. > > Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty? > A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery. > > Q; Name a major disease associated with cigarettes. > A: Premature death. > > Q: How can you delay milk turning sour? > A: Keep it in the cow. > > Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? (E.g., abdomen.) > A: The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the borax and > the abdominal cavity. The branium contains the brain, the borax contains > the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels, > A, E, I, O,and U. > > Q: What is the Fibula? > A: A small lie. > > Q: What does "varicose" mean? > A: Nearby. > > Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarian Section." > A: The caesarian section is a district in Rome. > > Q: What is a seizure? > A: A Roman emperor. > > Q: What is a terminal illness? > A: When you are sick at the airport > > Q: Give an example of a fungus. What is a characteristic feature? > A: Mushrooms. They always grow in damp places and so they look like > umbrellas. > > Q: Use the word "judicious" in a sentence to show you understand its > meaning. > A: Hands that judicious can be soft as your face. > > Q: What does the word "benign" mean? > A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight. > > Q: What is a turbine? > A: Something an Arab wears on his head. > > Q: What is a Hindu? > A: It lays eggs. ------------------------------------------------------------- Sign up for ICQmail at http://www.icq.com/icqmail/signup.html