One of my favorites, JUMBO SHRIMP!

>From: ISM <[log in to unmask]>
>Reply-To: ISM <[log in to unmask]>
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>Subject: Re: 45 Oxymorons..:)
>Date: Sat, 31 Mar 2001 15:49:54 -0500
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>And "ONE HAND CLAPPING!"
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>S. :-D
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>----- Original Message -----
>From: "Karen K. Perlow" <[log in to unmask]>
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>Sent: Saturday, March 31, 2001 2:28 PM
>Subject: 45 Oxymorons..:)
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>
> > Top 45 Oxymorons
> > from Aunty Bellum
> >
> > 45. Act naturally
> > 44. Found missing
> > 43. Resident alien
> > 42. Advanced BASIC
> > 41. Genuine imitation
> > 40. Airline Food
> > 39. Good grief
> > 38. Same difference
> > 37. Almost exactly
> > 36. Government organization
> > 35. Sanitary landfill
> > 34. Alone together
> > 33. Legally drunk
> > 32. Silent scream
> > 31. Living dead
> > 30. Small crowd
> > 29. Business ethics
> > 28. Soft rock
> > 27. Butt Head
> > 26. Military Intelligence
> > 25. Software documentation
> > 24. New classic
> > 23. Sweet sorrow
> > 22. Childproof
> > 21. "Now, then ..."
> > 20. Synthetic natural gas
> > 19. Passive aggression
> > 18. Taped live
> > 17. Clearly misunderstood
> > 16. Peace force
> > 15. Extinct Life
> > 14. Temporary tax increase
> > 13. Computer jock
> > 12. Plastic glasses
> > 11. Terribly pleased
> > 10. Computer security
> > 9. Political science
> > 8. Tight slacks
> > 7. Definite maybe
> > 6. Pretty ugly
> > 5. Twelve-ounce pound cake
> > 4. Diet ice cream
> > 3. Working vacation
> > 2. Exact estimate
> > 1. Microsoft Works

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