Rayna, You got it Sis!!! That's the answer I have been searching for my entire life! LOL Paige n Sun, 25 February 2001, Rayna Lamb wrote: > > Paige - Just what I was thinking!!! We were clearly seperated at > birth!!! > > Rayna > > On Sun, Feb 25, 2001 at 11:10:36PM -0800, Paige wrote: > Rayna- great minds think alike! :-) > > Paige > > > > On Sun, 25 February 2001, Rayna Lamb wrote: > > > > > Thanks for the laugh Jan, it cheered me right up! > > I picked the same one as you, Paige. > > > > Rayna > > > > On Sun, Feb 25, 2001 at 09:28:43PM -0800, Paige wrote: > > <<<One reason to smile is that every seven minutes of every > > day, someone > > in an aerobics class pulls a hamstring.>>> > > > > This is sooooooo true!!! LOLOL > > > > > > > > On Sun, 25 February 2001, Jan Nottmeier wrote: > > > > > > > > GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT LIFE THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED: > > > 1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats. > > > 2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair. > > > 3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the > > > second person. > > > 4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato. > > > 5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food. > > > 6) Reading what people write on desks can teach you a lot. > > > 7) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair. > > > 8) Puppies still have bad breath, even after eating a tic-tac. > > > 9) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time. > > > 10) School lunches stick to the wall. > > > 11) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. > > > 12) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. > > > 13) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandma's lap. > > > GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT LIFE THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED: 1)=A0 Raising > > > teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree. > > > 2) There is always a lot to be thankful for, if you take the time to > > > look. For example, I'm sitting here thinking how nice it is that > > > wrinkles..... don't hurt. > > > 3) One reason to smile is that every seven minutes of every day, someone > > > in an aerobics class pulls a hamstring. > > > 4) Car sickness is the feeling you get when the monthly payment is due. > > > 5) The best way to keep kids at home is to make a pleasant atmosphere > > > and let the air out of their tires. > > > 6) Families are like fudge ... mostly sweet, with a few nuts. > > > 7) Remember the strong oak tree in your backyard is just a nut that held > > > its ground. > > > 8) Laughing helps. It's like jogging on the inside. > > > 9) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy. > > > > > > 10) My mind not only wanders; sometimes it leaves completely. > > > 11) If you can remain calm, you just don't have all the facts. > > > GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD: > > > 1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. 2)=A0 Insanity is > > > my only means of relaxation. > > > 3) You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoes and > > > wonder what else you can do while you're down there. > > > 4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking > > > chair that you once got from a roller coaster. > > > 5) Perhaps you know why women over fifty don't have babies: Theywould > > > put them down somewhere and forget where they left them. > > > 6) One of life's mysteries is how a two ounce bag of candy can make > > > person gain five pounds. > > > 7) I finally got my head together, and my body fell apart. > > > 8) There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is already full. > > > 9) Time may be a great healer, but it's also a lousy beautician. > > > 10) The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then > > > your body and your fat are really good friends. > > > 11) Age doesn't always bring wisdom. Sometimes age comes alone. > > > 12) Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today. > > > 13) Freedom of the press means no-iron clothes. > > > 14) Inside some of us is a thin person struggling to get out, but they > > > can usually be sedated with a few pieces of chocolate cake. > > > =A0 =A0 =A0 THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE: > > > =A0 =A0 =A0 =A0 =A01) You believe in Santa Claus. > > > =A0 =A0 =A0 =A0 =A02) You don't believe in Santa Claus. =A0=A0 =A0 =A0 > > > =A0=A03) You are Santa Claus. > > > =A0 =A0 =A0 =A0=A0 4) You look like Santa Claus. > > > > > > "Mental toughness and perseverance is the formula for success" > > > ______________________________________________ > > > FREE Personalized Email at Mail.com > > > Sign up at http://www.mail.com/?sr=signup > > > > > > > > ------------------------------------------------------------- > > Sign up for ICQmail at http://www.icq.com/icqmail/signup.html > > > > ------------------------------------------------------------- > Sign up for ICQmail at http://www.icq.com/icqmail/signup.html ------------------------------------------------------------- Sign up for ICQmail at http://www.icq.com/icqmail/signup.html