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Now I know that topical things can be just as harmful as oral.  I also know
that I cant tolerate shellfish (due to the iodine/salt - Im not really sure
which one is the problem) ---- so here are my questions:

What will happen if I swim in the ocean?
What will happen if I swallow salt water?
What about salt in the water softener in my house?