hi,is this Bakary Krubally from Kombo Lamin village? It is from Chucks from Kombo Brikama say'n hello! Any ways and if it is so I want his phone number asap. Thank you >From: "M.B Krubally" <[log in to unmask]> >Reply-To: The Gambia and related-issues mailing list ><[log in to unmask]> >To: [log in to unmask] >Subject: GOD OVERRULES SUPREME COURT VERDICT >Date: Fri, 15 Dec 2000 09:22:02 -0800 > >Folks, the piece below was forwarded to me by a friend. Although most >Democrats might find it funny, some Republicans or religious people could >find it offensive. If you find this article annoying at any point whiles >reading it, please stop and delete it pronto. > > > >BREAKING NEWS: GOD OVERRULES SUPREME COURT VERDICT > > > Bush to be smitten later today > > > > > > In a stunning development this morning, God invoked the "one nation, >under > > > God" clause of the Pledge of Allegiance to overrule last night's Supreme > > > Court decision that handed the White House to George Bush. > > > "I'm not sure where the Supreme Court gets off," God said this morning >on > > > a rare Today Show appearance, "but I'm sure as hell not going to lie >back > > > and let Bush get away with this bullshit." > > > "I've watched analysts argue for weeks now that the exact vote count in > > > Florida 'will never be known.' Well, I'm God and I DO know exactly who > > > voted for whom. Let's cut to the chase: Gore won Florida by exactly >20,219 > > > votes." > > > Shocking political analysts and pundits, God's unexpected verdict > > > overrules the official Electoral College tally and awards Florida to Al > > > Gore, giving him a 289-246 victory. The Bush campaign is analyzing God's > > > Word for possible grounds for appeal. > > > "God's ruling is a classic over-reach," argued Bush campaign strategist > > > Jim Baker. "Clearly, a divine intervention in a U.S. Presidential >Election > > > is unprecedented, unjust, and goes against the constitution of the state > > > of Florida." > > > "Jim Baker's a jackass," God responded. "He's got some surprises ahead >of > > > him, let me tell you. HOT ones, if you know what I mean." > > > God, who provided the exact vote counts for every Florida precinct, > > > explained that bad balloting machinery and voter confusion were no >grounds > > > to give the White House to "a friggin' idiot." > > > "Look, only 612 people in Palm Beach County voted for Buchanan. Get >real! > > > The rest meant to vote for Gore. Don't believe me? I'll name them: > > > Anderson, Pete; Anderson, Sam, Jr.; Arthur, James; Barnhardt, Ron..." > > > Our Lord then went on to note that he was displeased with George W. >Bush's > > > prideful ways and announced that he would officially smite him today. > > > In an act of wrath unlike any reported since the Book of Job, God has > > > taken all of Bush's goats and livestock, stripped him of his wealth and > > > possessions, sold his family into slavery, forced the former >presidential > > > candidate into hard labor in a salt mine, and afflicted him with deep > > > boils. > >Dick Cheney will reportedly receive leprosy. > > > >M.B.Krubally > > > > > >_________________________________________________________ > >GROWING OLD IS MANDATORY; BECOMING WISE IS OPTIONAL. > >__________________________________________________________ > > > >--------------------------------- >Do You Yahoo!? >Yahoo! Shopping - Thousands of Stores. Millions of Products. > >---------------------------------------------------------------------------- > >To unsubscribe/subscribe or view archives of postings, go to the Gambia-L >Web interface at: http://maelstrom.stjohns.edu/archives/gambia-l.html >You may also send subscription requests to >[log in to unmask] >if you have problems accessing the web interface and remember to write your >full name and e-mail address. >---------------------------------------------------------------------------- _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- To unsubscribe/subscribe or view archives of postings, go to the Gambia-L Web interface at: http://maelstrom.stjohns.edu/archives/gambia-l.html You may also send subscription requests to [log in to unmask] if you have problems accessing the web interface and remember to write your full name and e-mail address. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------