It is a really good one and TRUE!

Barber, Kenneth L. wrote:

> oh... this is good.
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Elizabeth H. Thiers [mailto:[log in to unmask]]
> Sent: Wednesday, November 08, 2000 7:50 AM
> To: [log in to unmask]
> Subject: FW: Soooo True
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Ronald Tesnow [mailto:[log in to unmask]]
> Sent: Monday, November 06, 2000 8:25 AM
> To: Undisclosed-Recipient:@snipe.prod.itd.earthlink.net;;
> Subject: Soooo True
>
> A little woman called Mount Sinai Hospital. She said,
> "Mount
> Sinai Hospital?
>
> Hello. Darling, I'd like to talk with the
> person who gives
> the information about the patients. But I don't want to
> know
> if the patient is better or doing like expected, or worse, I
> want
> all the information from top to bottom, from A to Z."
>
> The voice on the
> other end of the line said, "Would you hold
> the line, please, that's a very
> unusual request."
>
> Then a very authoritative voice came on and said, "Are
> you
> the lady who is calling about one of the patients?"
>
> She said,
> "Yes, darling!  I'd like to know the information
> about Sarah Finkel, in
> Room 302."
>
> He said, "Finkel. Finkel. Let me see. Feinberg, Farber ---
> Finkel. Oh yes, Mrs. Finkel is doing very well. In fact,
> she's had two
> full meals, her doctor says if she continues
> improving as she is, he is
> going to send her home Tuesday
> at twelve o'clock."
>
> The woman said,
> "Thank God! That's wonderful! She's going
> home at twelve o'clock! I'm so
> happy to hear that. That's
> wonderful news."
>
> The guy on the other end
> said, "From your enthusiasm, I take
> it you must be one of the close
> family."
>
> She said, "What close family? I'm Sarah Finkel! My doctor
> tells me nothing!"