It is a really good one and TRUE! Barber, Kenneth L. wrote: > oh... this is good. > > -----Original Message----- > From: Elizabeth H. Thiers [mailto:[log in to unmask]] > Sent: Wednesday, November 08, 2000 7:50 AM > To: [log in to unmask] > Subject: FW: Soooo True > > -----Original Message----- > From: Ronald Tesnow [mailto:[log in to unmask]] > Sent: Monday, November 06, 2000 8:25 AM > To: Undisclosed-Recipient:@snipe.prod.itd.earthlink.net;; > Subject: Soooo True > > A little woman called Mount Sinai Hospital. She said, > "Mount > Sinai Hospital? > > Hello. Darling, I'd like to talk with the > person who gives > the information about the patients. But I don't want to > know > if the patient is better or doing like expected, or worse, I > want > all the information from top to bottom, from A to Z." > > The voice on the > other end of the line said, "Would you hold > the line, please, that's a very > unusual request." > > Then a very authoritative voice came on and said, "Are > you > the lady who is calling about one of the patients?" > > She said, > "Yes, darling! I'd like to know the information > about Sarah Finkel, in > Room 302." > > He said, "Finkel. Finkel. Let me see. Feinberg, Farber --- > Finkel. Oh yes, Mrs. Finkel is doing very well. In fact, > she's had two > full meals, her doctor says if she continues > improving as she is, he is > going to send her home Tuesday > at twelve o'clock." > > The woman said, > "Thank God! That's wonderful! She's going > home at twelve o'clock! I'm so > happy to hear that. That's > wonderful news." > > The guy on the other end > said, "From your enthusiasm, I take > it you must be one of the close > family." > > She said, "What close family? I'm Sarah Finkel! My doctor > tells me nothing!"