Kyle this is so cute and very true. LOL Cleveland, Kyle E. wrote: > The mind of a six year old is wonderful. First Grade.....true story..... > > One day the first grade teacher was reading the > story of the Three Little Pigs to her class. She > came to the part of the story where the first pig > was trying to accumulate the building materials > for his home. > > She read, "...And so the pig went up to the man > with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said, "Pardon > me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my > house?'" > > The teacher paused then asked the class, "And what > do you think that man said?" > > One little boy raised his hand and said, > "I think he said 'Holy Shit! A talking pig!' " > > The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.