Hi 1Cool Dude Thanks for this. Its nice to have a laugh once in a while. My friends and I had a pretty good laugh. We all liked #8. However, forgive me for asking but your name amuses me as well..1 cool dude. Finally, How do you call a bull that dozes? Have a nice day Saul J >From: 1Cool Dude <[log in to unmask]> >Reply-To: The Gambia and related-issues mailing list ><[log in to unmask]> >To: [log in to unmask] >Subject: How About A Little Humor To Ease The 'Fitnah' >Date: Thu, 3 Aug 2000 02:32:31 GMT > >#s 8 & 18 are my favorites. Enjoy! > > >1.A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station > is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a workstation ... > >2.If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? > >3.If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool > came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"? > >4.Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks? > >5.What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses > of bald men? > >6.I was thinking that women should put pictures of > missing husbands on beer cans. > >7.I thought about how mothers feed their babies with > little tiny spoons and forks, so I wonder what Chinese > mothers use. Toothpicks? > >8.Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the > Post Office? What are we supposed to do? Write to > these men? Why don't they just put their pictures > on the postage stamps so the mailmen could look > for them while they delivered the mail? > >9.How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't > live there? > >10.If it's true that we are here to help others, then what > exactly are the OTHERS here for? > >11.Clones are people two. > >12.If a man says something in the woods and there are > no women to hear him, is he still wrong? > >13.Go ahead and take risks.... just be sure that everything > will turn out OK. > >14.If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague. > >15.Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it > didn't zigzag? > >16.Nostalgia isn't what it used to be. > >17.Think "honk" if you're telepathic. > >18.If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, > is that considered a hostage situation? > >19.If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose? > >20.I went for a walk last night and my kids asked me how > long I'd be gone. I said, "The whole time." > >21.We can measure the speed of light,so what's the speed of dark? > >22.How come you don't ever hear about gruntled employees? > And who has been dissing them anyhow? > >23.After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before > getting OUT of the water? > >24.Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food? > >25.If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you > pack it in? > >26.I just got skylights put in my place. The people who live > above me are furious. > >27.Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections? > >28.Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste > funny? > >29.Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse? > >30.Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in > it? > >31.Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some > people appear bright until you hear them speak? > >32.How come abbreviated is such a long word? > >33.If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be > twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be? > >34.Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw > hamburgers? >________________________________________________________________________ >Get Your Private, Free E-mail from MSN Hotmail at http://www.hotmail.com > >---------------------------------------------------------------------------- > >To unsubscribe/subscribe or view archives of postings, go to the Gambia-L >Web interface at: http://maelstrom.stjohns.edu/archives/gambia-l.html > >---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ________________________________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free E-mail from MSN Hotmail at http://www.hotmail.com ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- To unsubscribe/subscribe or view archives of postings, go to the Gambia-L Web interface at: http://maelstrom.stjohns.edu/archives/gambia-l.html ----------------------------------------------------------------------------