Hey Ken, you want me to come down there and work for this HMFIC for a while?
I can guarantee he will be in therapy, wearing his underwear on his head,
within less than six months.

I don't get nervous breakdowns.  I give 'em.

In a message dated 07/11/2000 7:35:52 PM Eastern Daylight Time, [log in to unmask]
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> hey guys looks like i got promoted. my boss has quit calling me A General
>  Nuisance; he now says i am a Major General Nuisance.
>
>  i wonder how much this will increase my pay.
>