Return-path: <[log in to unmask]> From: [log in to unmask] Full-name: Tamar40 Message-ID: <[log in to unmask]> Date: Fri, 14 Jul 2000 21:13:46 EDT Subject: Fwd: [joan-list] different views :) To: [log in to unmask] MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: multipart/mixed; boundary="part2_17.83ec36b.26a114ca_boundary" X-Mailer: AOL 5.0 for Windows sub 109 --part2_17.83ec36b.26a114ca_boundary Content-Type: text/plain; charset="US-ASCII" Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Thought these were funny. Love, Tamar --part2_17.83ec36b.26a114ca_boundary Content-Type: message/rfc822 Content-Disposition: inline Return-Path: <[log in to unmask]> Received: from rly-ye03.mx.aol.com (rly-ye03.mail.aol.com [172.18.151.200]) by air-ye04.mx.aol.com (v75_b1.4) with ESMTP; Fri, 14 Jul 2000 12:01:30 -0400 Received: from unuson.com (georgeclark.net [209.76.146.2]) by rly-ye03.mx.aol.com (v75.18) with ESMTP; Fri, 14 Jul 2000 12:01:02 -0400 Received: from unuson.com [209.76.146.2] by unuson.com; Fri, 14 Jul 2000 08:58:40 -0700 Sender: [log in to unmask] Errors-To: [log in to unmask] Reply-To: [log in to unmask] Message-Id: <[log in to unmask]> MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit Precedence: Bulk X-Listserver: Macjordomo 1.5 - Macintosh Listserver Date: Fri, 14 Jul 2000 08:58:39 -0700 From: Beth <[log in to unmask]> To: Multiple recipients of *joan-list <[log in to unmask]> Subject: [joan-list] different views :) X-Mailer: Unknown Hi List - thought you might get a chuckle from this : ) Beth WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD? PAT BUCHANAN To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American. JERRY FALWELL Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious? Can't you people see the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the "other side." That's what "they" call it the "other side." Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And, if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like "the other side." That chicken should not be free to cross the road. It's as plain and simple as that. DR. SEUSS Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes! The chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed, I've not been told! ERNEST HEMINGWAY To die. In the rain. MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR. I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question. GRANDPA In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us. ARISTOTLE It is the nature of chickens to cross the road. KARL MARX It was a historical inevitability. SADDAM HUSSAIN This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it. RONALD REAGAN What chicken? KEN STARR I intend to prove that the chicken crossed the road at the behest of the president of the United States of America in an effort to distract law enforcement officials and the American public from the criminal wrongdoing our highest elected official has been trying to cover up. As a result, the chicken is just another pawn in the president's ongoing and elaborate scheme to obstruct justice and undermine the rule of law. For that reason, my staff intends to offer the chicken unconditional immunity provided he cooperates fully with our investigation. Furthermore, the chicken will not be permitted to reach the other side of the road until our investigation and any Congressional follow-up investigations have been completed. (We also are investigating whether Sid Blumenthal has leaked information to the Rev. Jerry Falwell, alleging the chicken to be homosexual in an effort to discredit any useful testimony the bird may have to offer, or at least to ruffle his feathers.) CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK To boldly go where no chicken has gone before. FOX MULDER You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross before you believe it? FREUD The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity. BILL GATES I have just released eChicken 98, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook-and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken. EINSTEIN Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken? BILL CLINTON I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken please? LOUIS FARRAKHAN The road, you will see, represents the black man. The chicken crossed the "black man" in order to trample him and keep him down COLONEL SANDERS I missed one? --part2_17.83ec36b.26a114ca_boundary--