Give me a Moon-pie and R.C., Kyle... You forgot those two staples of a Southron lifestyle... lol Mike Kyle E. Cleveland wrote: > > Since we're (sort of) on the subject, and I need to hit my 15 limit for the > day (I fish too much), I thought you might enjoy this (apologies to Deri, > Carla, et. al. for this seemingly meaningless nonsense): > > The Top 39 things you would NEVER hear a Southron say: > > 39. I'll take Shakespeare for $1,000, Alex > 38. Duct tape won't fix that > 37. Lisa Marie was lucky to catch Michael > 36. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken > 35. We don't keep firearms in this house > 34. Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer? > 33. You can't feed that to the dog > 32. I thought Graceland was tacky > 31. No kids in the back of the pick-up, it's not safe > 30. Wrasslin's fake > 29. Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace? > 28. We're vegetarians > 27. Do you think my hair is too big? > 26. I'll have grapefruit instead of biscuits and gravy > 25. Honey, do these bonsai trees need watering? > 24. Who's Richard Petty? > 23. Give me the small bag of pork rinds > 22. Deer heads detract from the decor > 21. Spitting is such a nasty habit > 20. I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today > 19. Trim the fat off the steak > 18. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso > 17. The tires on that truck are too big > 16. I'll have the arugula and ridicchio salad > 15. I've got it all on a floppy disk > 14. Unsweetened tea tastes better > 13. Would you like your fish poached or broiled? > 12. My fiance, Paula Jo, is registered at Tiffany's > 11. I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl > 10. Little Debbie snack cakes have too many fat grams > 9. Checkmate > 8. She's too old to be wearing a bikini > 7. Does the salad bar have bean sprouts? > 6. Hey, here's an episode of Hee Haw that we haven't seen > 5. I don't have a favorite college team > 4. Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side > 3. I believe you cooked those green beans too long > 2. Those shorts ought to be a little longer > And the #1 thing you would NEVER hear a Southron say is, > 1. Elvis who?