Dilbert's "Salary Theorem" states that "Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people."

This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following two postulates:

Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power.
Postulate 2: Time is Money.

As every engineer knows: Power = Work / Time

Since:

      Knowledge = Power
      Time = Money

      Knowledge = Work/Money.

Solving for Money, we get:

      Money = Work / Knowledge.

Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done.

Conclusion:
The less you know, the more you make.


Malafy "Mafy" Jarju
Software Engineer
Delta Air Lines
Corporate Offices ( Atlanta )

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