I got this joke today from a a Jewish email newsletter. I thought it was so funny, I'd share it with you. --- Kat
Sol visits Abe and sees he's got a new dog.
"So what kind of dog is this?" asks Sol.
"It's a Jewish dog. His name is Irving," says Abe.
"Watch this," continues to Abe. "Irving, Fetch!"
Irving walks slowly to the door, then turns around and says, "So why are you talking to me like that? You always order me around like I'm nothing. Then you make me sleep on the floor, with my arthritis... You give me this farkakta food with all the salt and fat, and you tell me it's a special diet... You should try eating it!... And do you ever take me for a decent walk? No! It's out of the house, a few steps, and right back home. Maybe if I could stretch out a little, the sciatica wouldn't kill me so much!"
"That's amazing!" cries Sol.
"I don't know," says Abe. "I think this dog has a hearing problem. I said fetch, and he thought I said kvetch."
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