Oh, but Mike, if you only knew how true...... ;-)
From: Michael H Collis [mailto:[log in to unmask]]
Sent: Wednesday, July 10, 2002 2:51 PM
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Subject: Slightly off color humor...
Little Johnny walked into the kitchen, saw his mother making a cake and
announced, "I'll be playing in my room for the next two hours. I sure
like a piece of cake when you're finished."
Later, when his mother brought him a piece of cooled cake, Little Johnny
exclaimed, "Golly, it worked!"
Puzzled, his mother asked, "What do you mean?"
Little Johnny replied, "Daddy said that in order to get a piece around
here, you have to be real nice and spend a couple of hours playing