>Subject: HOW TO CONFUSE, WORRY, OR JUST SCARE THE BEJEEZUS OUT OF PEOPLE IN
>THE COMPUTER LAB:
>Date: Wed, 21 Jun 2000 10:07:21 -0400
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>I couldnt resist sharing this jem with u -  got it from friend.  (smile)
>
>HOW TO CONFUSE, WORRY, OR JUST SCARE THE BEJEEZUS OUT OF PEOPLE IN THE
>COMPUTER LAB:
>
>Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream
>"NO!!! They've found me!" and bolt.
>
>Laugh uncontrollably for about 3 minutes & then suddenly stop and look
>suspiciously at everyone who looks at you.
>
>Type frantically, often stopping to look at the person next to you evilly.
>
>Before anyone else is in the lab, connect each computer to a different
>screen than the one it's set up with.
>
>Bring a chainsaw, but don't use it. If anyone asks why you have it, say
>"Just in case..."
>
>Ask around for a spare disk. Offer $2. Keep asking until someone agrees.
>Then, pull a disk out of your pants and say, "Oops, I forgot."
>
>Try to stick a Nintendo cartridge into the floppy disc drive, when it
>doesn't work, get the supervisor.
>
>Assign a musical note to every key (i.e. the Delete key is A Flat, the B key
>is F sharp, etc.). Whenever you hit a key, hum its note loudly. Write an
>entire paper this way.
>
>Borrow someone else's keyboard by reaching over, saying "Excuse me, mind if
>I borrow this for a sec?", unplugging the keyboard & taking it.
>
>Run into the computer lab, shout "Armageddon is here!" and then calmly sit
>down and begin to type.
>
>
>Pat Hill
>MATP Center
>
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