Very true. A perfect example is the first line of the Bible. "In the
beginning God created the heaven and the earth".

Most Hebrew scholars will say that "In the beginning of God's creation of
the heaven and earth" is a more accurate translation.
The second translation indicates a longer time span.
-David

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Subject: Re: R: [PALEOFOOD] Ages in Chaos re William
 
Do not judge all Christians by those who deny evolution, it is mostly those
who believe in a notoriously bad translation ( King James -have they never
heard of the parable of the coin?).  There are, after all over 1,100
denominations!
 
That said:
 
Christianity in 105 Words 
The belief that a walking dead Jewish deity who was his own father although
he always existed, commits suicide by cop, although he didn’t really die, in
order to give himself permission not to send you to an eternal place of
torture that he created for you, but instead to make you live forever if you
symbolically eat his flesh, drink his blood, and telepathically promise him
you accept him as your master, so he can cleanse you of an evil force that
is present in mankind because a rib-woman and a mind-man were convinced by a
talking snake to eat from a magical tree.

--Anonymous