<Why is this such a foreign idea to you? >

Please calm down.  It was a satirical commentary on the radio, not a
foreign idea to me.  If satire offends you, I apologize.  I
own two darned stupid chickens, but I wouldn't roast them.

I'm the one who said if I had to kill my own meat I'd turn vegetarian
instantly.

I can understand if you didn't find that line humorous, but don't
label me satan because of it.

Sheesh.
Denise