I have been trying to eliminate all crazy chemical products that I can put
on my body.

Shampoo: Lush natural shampoo

www.lushcanada.com

Gel/ hairspray: Brylcream (the most paleo of anything I ever found)
http://www.brylcream.com/html/brylcream_faq.html

or 1/8 teaspoon of gelatin with 1/2 cup of hot water.

Deodorant: Lush natural deodorant

Shaving soap: Kiss my Face Patchouli Moisture shave
www.kissmyface.com

Aftershave Lotion: Homemade
http://groups.google.com/groups?
q=sweet+oil+group:rec.knives&hl=en&lr=&selm=Xns916F7E14BFAFBYale%
40207.126.101.100&rnum=1

Other links to making your own stuff:

http://www.pioneerthinking.com/readersbeautytips.html
http://www.luxurylane.com/thelibrary/recipefiles/lotion.htm