At 11:02 PM 3/14/01 -0800, Wally Day wrote:
>>         You can tell the size of a man's organ by
>> how big a red truck he drives.
>> They are inversely proportional.
>>
>> Dave
>>
>
>What if the truck isn't actually red - more of a
>maroon color?

That depends on how he drives it and where he lives, I think...  Besides,
given that statistically 13% of the male population has some degree of
color blindness, I don't think color is the deciding factor :)

Dianne
who lives in an area where the average immigrant from hotter climes thinks
if it's big and has 4 wheel drive it can go anywhere in any conditions and
should... idiots.  It's a wonder there are any kids in the area <e g>