----->For instance, anyone ever cheat and eat a piece of cheese and get
these
>symptoms?

    One time before NeanderThin I was dairy-free for about a month.  I broke
the fast and had some chocolate milk.  I was in the bathroom within a minute
of the milk passing my lips.  The main reason I am on NeanderThin is that I
know I am lactose intolorent.  The other reason, of course, is that I am a
subversive radical and need a radically subversive diet to fit my persona.