On 1 May 2008, at 00:40, william wrote:

> The snack only happens when I go shopping locally (yes, junkfood!)  
> and won't happen again until they catch the lion.
> http://www.nationalpost.com/news/canada/story.html?id=482897
> I'm 20 km away, so don't expect to see it.

As a paleo eater, your flesh will be among the tastiest of the humans  
in the area.  The lion will smell you out even at 20km!  I recommend  
locking yourself indoors and eating nothing but lentil soup and rye  
bread until they find it.

Ashley