KILLER BISCUITS WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER
Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws, and
while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.  Several
people noticed her sitting  in her car with the windows  rolled up and with
her eyes  closed, with both hands behind    the back of her head.

One customer who had been at the store for a while  became concerned and
walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, and she
looked very strange.

He asked her if she was okay, and  Linda replied that she'd been shot in the
back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.

The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were
locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head.

When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of breaddough on
the back of
 her head.  A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat,  making
a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad  of dough hit her in
the back of  her head.

When she reached back to find out  what it was, she felt the dough and
thought it was her
 brains.  She initially passed out, but quickly recovered  and tried  to
hold her brains in for over an  hour until someone noticed and came to her
aid.

And, yes, Linda is a blonde.