Subject: Virus warning. If you receive an email entitled "Badtimes,"
delete it immediately.

Do not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only
erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on
disks within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes the stripes on ALL
of
your credit cards.

It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR
and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CDs you attempt to play.

It will program your phone auto dial to call only your mother-in-law's
number.

This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank.

This Virus will convert all of your grass fed beef into tofu.

This Virus will put you on PETAs hit list.

It will leave dirty socks on the coffee table when you are expecting
company. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with
Rogaine, all the while dating your current boy/girlfriend behind your back
and billing their hotel rendezvous to your Visa card.

It will cause you to run with scissors and throw things in a way that is
only fun until someone loses an eye.

It will rewrite your backup files, changing all your active verbs to
passive tense and incorporating undetectable misspellings which grossly
change the interpretations of key sentences.

If the "Badtimes" message is opened in a Windows95/98 environment it
will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in
dangerously close to a full bathtub. It will not only remove the forbidden
tags from your mattresses and pillows, it will also refill your bottled water
with skim milk.

**WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN.**

And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds it will give you
gas when you're making love.

send send send send send................

In case you are a vegetarian, this is a joke