My solution is to occasionaly cut out pacon all together.
In fact it seems to be a good idea to cut out various parts of
the Paleo diet, simulating seasonal changes, regularly.
See Art DeVany's  page.  He discusses chaotic
diet distribution.
http://www.socsci.uci.edu/mbs/personnel/devany/EvolutionaryFitness.html


R. Keene