Thanks Gawen.  This made my day...no, my week.

> This Virus will convert all of your grass fed beef into tofu.
>
> This Virus will put you on PETAs hit list.
>
Wow--I got this virus some 15 years ago, then it mutated into
Epstein-Barr!  (So that's how PETA pulls off their hits--by slowly
degrading the immune system with veganism.  I give 'em credit for their
creativity.)

> And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds it will give you
> gas when you're making love.
>
...But only if you've eaten the tofu in place of the grass fed beef.

Lois