On Fri, 3 Nov 2000 13:18:28 +0100 Amadeus Schmidt <[log in to unmask]>
writes:

> Now they are filling truck containers full of liquid egg which is
> used in egg-containing ready made food items.
> How could that be save? Theoretically.....

Couldn't possibly be safe...  If I can't eat an egg whole and fresh just
as it's squeezed warm out of the back end of a chicken, then I don't want
it!  And don't get me started on all this "preservative," "sanitation,"
and "refrigeration" nonsense...  they're all just phoney propaganda... I
don't think they really exist at all, or if they do, it will be centuries
before they're actually safe and practical enough to make any difference
in the commercial food supply.

And how about this "aeroplane" nonsense... what a crock THAT is!  They
actually expect us to believe that those great, huge metal boxes (filled
with PEOPLE, yet!) actually go up into the air?  HA!  We all know that
they take those fake wings off, snap on wheels, and DRIVE across country
on secret underground highways dug under contract by the mole people!
They can't fool me with the cheesy movies they show on the "windows," or
by those silly hot air ballons that they run across the sky to make us
THINK that the foolish things can fly!

I'm with you, Amadeus...  pass the carrots...

What's up, Doc?



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