Ways You Can Tell When Your Cow Has Mad Cow Disease:

Your cow insists that all Hindus are sacred.

Your cow thought Frank Bruno would beat Mike Tyson.

Your cow takes up painting and cuts off one of its
ears.

She refuses to let you milk her, saying: "Not on a
first date."

You catch your cow hiding secret plans to burn down
half of Chicago.

Your cow demands to be branded with the 'Golden Archs
Logo'.

Your cow appears on Oprah and Jerry Springer, claiming
to be a horse trapped in a cow's body.

Your cow is wearing a little A-1 sauce behind each ear
as cologne.

Your cow quits the family dairy and applies for a job
at Burger King.

(Sorry, couldn't resist :)


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