I went out to eat this evening.  I asked for ribs with no sauce
but I got them with sauce anyway.  The waitress seemed so nervious that I
figured I would just eat them.  Man, I HATE BBQ sauce now.  Nasty crap.
        Troy was right.  I need to change my symbiotic behavior and DUMP
any politeness with waitresses and waiters who can't handle the fact that
I want extra-special orders.  From now on the only ettiquette I have
regarding food is not to throw it around.