I think I would wet myself if I ever ended up a Jeopardy clue.  That  
must've been quite a shock.

I'll just have to remain satisfied as the alter ego of the Half Price  
Books spokesman.

Jim Swayze

Quoting Ray Audette <[log in to unmask]>:

> I was just a clue on Jeopardy!!!!
>  
> I feel like I've finally made it as an author.
>  
> Ray Audette
>