Theresa McJunkin wrote:

I am so saddened by the ugliness that is now prevalent on this list.
I am ending my subscription.

Dear Theresa,

And I am saddened by your lack of passion for truth...
You've sealed my fate...Don hates it when somebody leaves...so
I will soon be booted...

I'll leave you all with imaginary conversations between the psyche of
this group and historical personalities...

NO-MILKERS
Uh, Dr. Einstein...we don't wanna hear any more of your theories...
to us it's all relative!

Uh, Dr. King?  We don't care if you have a dream...you're giving
us nightmares.  How about a nice recipe for some collard greens?

Uh, Jesus...don't give us another one of your sermons.  How about
a recipe for cooking manna?

Martin Luther?  You do protest too much!  We don't wanna hear about it!

Listen Ponce...I'm not gonna drink that stuff...We're not gonna live
forever.

Ms. Antoinette...can we have a glass of milk with that cake?  If so,
please pass the lactaid.

And to all a goodnight!

Robert "NOTMILKMAN" Cohen
http://www.notmilk.com