Marian Shapiro wrote:

Deck the halls with boughs
of cocoa/Fa la la la la la la la la/Other items are a no/no/Fa la la la
la la la la la!

For whatever it's worth category...
A FREE COPY OF MY BOOK TO THE BEST (IN MY HUMBLE, AHEM, OPINION)
CHRISTMAS (OR CHANUKAH) PARODY NON-MILK RELATED SONG:

Deck the halls with milky cocoa, falalalala, la, la, la, la
Drink it up and you'll act loco, falalalala, etc.

OR

Oh little town of Madison, Wisconsin's dairy place,
Come drink with me, this fluid white, milk mustache on your face...

OR

Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I made it out of cheese,
and when I finally ate it, I caught a rare disease...

OR

On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
Seven...hmmm...what goes there?

OR

Spike Lee, the white lipped director, has a mustache made from glue,
Tony Bennet, Kristi Yamagutci, if you're famous you can wear one too...
All of the other athletes, dollars they could understand,
The fluid milk processors, endorsements they'd pay 20 grand...

OR (bad taste---Under 18, push delete button)

Silent night, something's not right, All's not well
HORROR AND FRIGHT...bovine proteins congesting her lungs
Gasping for breath, so precious, so young,
Taking one final breath...
Diagnosed as sudden infant death*

*For those of you who are offended at the last song...please read
the Lancet, 11/19/60, Hypersensitivity to milk and sudden death in
Infancy...or The Lancet, 11/5/94, Cow milk allergies and Sudden
Death...or The Lancet, 6/4/94, Pulmonary Immunopathology of Sudden
Infant Death Syndrom.  I'm pretty offended...NO, MAKE THAT MAD AS HELL
by the whole thing myself.

DEADLINE FOR CONTEST:  TOMORROW:  12:00 NOON...I'll put a copy of my
book in the mail to the winner!!!

Robert "NOTMILKMAN" Cohen
http://www.notmilk.com




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