> That's not the point.
> I want to go into a real pizzeria and pig out on a real, gooey, cheesy,
> oil-soaked
> slice. Maybe with real whipped cream on top.
> I think I need a reality check.

I'd love to come join you, though I'd like to omit the whipped cream on
my half of the pizza.  Instead, I'd like some real butter on a slice of
good bread.  I'd also like a gooey cheeseburger with more cheese than
meat or bun.

You have to fantasize about something.  It's just not dairy for most
people!

Elizabeth