Car amicos,
Io ha essite essayar a traducer le “Le Canto del Philosophos per
Bibente” per Monty Python.

Illo es un cantetto humorose e illo era le hymno favorite de mi Departimento del Philosophia in universitate.

Pote alicunos adjutar me pro meliorisar e corriger lo, por favor?


“Le Canto del Philosophos per
Bibente”
Immanuel Kant era un filio ver de un
puta
Qui era multo rarmente stabile.

Heidegger, Heidegger era un alcoholico
mendic
Qui poterea pensar vos usque vos
collabeva infra le tabula

David Hume poterea ultraconsumer
Wilheim Friedrich Hegel,

E Wittgenstein era un porco intoxicate
Qui era equalmente tanto inebriate como
Schlegel.

Il ha nihil Nietzsche non poterea
inseniar vos
Re le elevation del carpo
Socrates ipse era bibulose
permanentemente.

Johannes Stuart Mill, per su libertate,
Con un pinta medie de shandy cade
malade

Plato, illes dice, poterea inglutir lo
Cassa medie de whisky cata die

Aristotle, Aristotle era un mendicante
pro le bottilia.
Hobbes amava le dram,

E René Descartes era un
flatulentia crapulente,
Io bibe ergo es.

Si, Socrates ipse es regrettate
particularmente,
Un belle parve pensator,
Ma, un sodomita quando ille es ebrie.

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[In anglese]
“The Philosophers' Drinking Song”
Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
Who was very rarely stable.
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
Who could think you
under the table.
David Hume could out-consume
Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel, [some
versions have 'Schopenhauer and Hegel']
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as schloshed as
Schlegel.
There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya
'Bout the raising
of the wrist.
Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed.
John Stuart Mill, of his own free will,
On half a pint of
shandy was particularly ill.
Plato, they say, could stick it away--
Half a crate of whisky
every day.
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle.
Hobbes was
fond of his dram,
And René Descartes was a drunken fart.
'I drink,
therefore I am.'
Yes, Socrates, himself, is particularly missed,
A lovely little
thinker,
But a bugger when he's pissed.

Salutationes amical, 
Daniel


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