G'lers,
Welcome to the world of sane and realistic critical thought. More harm
has been done to the collective human psyche by bureaucratic horse-whip
than by all the tribalism and nepotism since the dawn of time, in this
country we called The Gambia. List managers, hold your fire, Prof would
like to finish his sermon without any interference, please. Thank you.
Well, I have taken some somber thoughts in trying to reflect on some of
these characters(Jobe, Jarju, Gomez, Sey and Saidy) because I think it
is very important that, instead of just exchanging tirades with each
other, it is of paramount importance for one to understand the types of
people or animals you are dealing with so let's analyze this and see if
it's worth fretting.
We must first make it very clear why some of us are critical about this
despotic govt. and why we say the things we say on this list. I
personally have to shoot from the hip because these guys will hit you
below the belt! These guys are dangerous and loaded with lies and
deceit. They have killed, maimed , tortured, abducted, intimidated
innocent gambians and everybody knows these are not glory days for most
gambians today. There is just too much suffering and that is why some
of us are here to speak against the injustices and try to help liberate
our people with our limited resources. We must not let our children die
in vain. Someone must be held liable.
It seems that these guys ( particularly Kebba 'Hypo' Jobe, Paul Gomes,
Tomboy Saidy, Essa 'Bokassa' Sey and mouthpiece Jarju) have been
bursted because of the "L" word. Lying that is. They think that the "L"
as in Gambia-L means lying so they were eager to peddle their lies
here. Need we remind them that the "L" stands for List and NOT Lying and
that perhaps are in a wrong place to wage a war against justice loving
gambians.I guess I should start calling these guys LSF( Lyers Sans
Frontiere). They don't seem to know when to call it quits. These people
are certainly in need of the truth serum.I have a tantrum every time
these guys try to peddle their lies here. They need to a grip and find
another way to make a living. They should stop lying to their kids and
family members as well because that's not good either. I can hear these
guys telling their Command In Deceive (Yahya Jammeh), " Hey Boss, when do we
fight back", and him saying, " I want you morons to go the L and bury all of
them six-feet-deep with what you do best for me, covering
me up and lying about my projects". And they all replied, " Mr
President sir wonderful sir, yes sir Big Boss, anything for you sir".
This is really absurd and very very sickening . It's a shame that our
Commander in Deceive can't even answer questions about being the chief
law enforcement officer of the country. He heavily relies on his
intellectual lackeys to do his dirty tricks. Rumor has it that salary
increases for best liars and most elusive rascals are now at all time
high. As you can see in this very List, they're are not hard to catch.
But they are always armed with lies, and deceit. They often try to
camouflage themselves as being partisan. No matter what, you can bet
that we'll get past their spin tactics.
Some of these creatures are very outstanding like Corporal Tombong
Saidy, oops he is in fact the Director of Misinformation. A tall
specimen with vicious jaws. Rumor also has it that come halloween, a
neighbor filed a petition on the then Gambian Ambassador in DC, Tombong
Saidy, that he was so ugly that he was the only one in the neighborhood
without a mask. What planet is this guy from,said the lady.he is very
bizzarre, she murmured .Yuk! But See, usually I like Tomboy's call for
agreeing to disagree, but he really hit my ripcord when he start
fabricating information of mass destruction.Hmmm , anyway talk about
the The Good, the Bad, and the Funny.
Maybe List managers should impose some Gag Rules on shady lie-peddling
geezers who dwell on fabrications and insulting the intelligence of our
people, I don't know. Or make these cheapskates pay a fine for any
violation of one of List managers nick picking rules. You know, the
ones that come from nowhere. hey, those of us in the opposition do get our
share of their rules, remember. I'm sure Ayatollah Jaiteh can
handle that task since he is religious about them.
Mafy, I spoke with one of your former room-mates and he informed me
that you were doing data-entry for Delta Airlines and have been just
promoted as a Software Engineer, not bad! . I was beginning to be very
proud of that fact being that you are a gambian only to realize that
you can't take the bush out of the bush-man. You're still an idiot and
always will. How do you explain to your kids that you worship a
president who is uneducated and incompetent. What example are setting
for their future; that it's ok even if he is guilty of gunning young
innocent people as young as three years old? Please answer the damn
question because am not laughing, you hear.There are people asking you
to be checked out for Obessive Compulsive Behavior. You seem to lack
the the right tools for behavioral therapy. Cognitive therapy probably
wouldn't work in your case either. You must be off your medication
again, ain't you? That's what you get for making too many trips to
Kaninlai. Birds of the same feathers go crazy together. We told you
the monster is creepy but you just like that kinky stuff, don't you.
Sodomy is a B#@ch buddy, your friends warned you, didn't they. You need
to respect the presidency partner and accept the fact that the man is a
married man to a Moroccan gold digger. His inferiority complex has
forced him to marry a moroccan and not any of the many beautiful
gambian ladies we have. If this doesn't suffice to show the kind moron
running our country, then I wonder what is. This is an insult to our
women and a mockery to the presidency at best. Beam me up guys, I maybe
I'm hallucinating again. Mafy, cut me some wood and some slack will
you boy! You know why I call you boy, don't you..hehehe!!
Beam me up guys. None of you were elected to kiss up to this president.
You were elected,by people who thought you guys are sincere, to do your
damn jobs and take care of Gambia first but evidently those who voted
for you guys regrettably are holding their heads down now that they
realize kissing up to Yahya is what you guys do best, and the jobs are
just their to fill your dirty pockets. It was a decision that you guys
chose so you guys better be prepared for the consequences ahead of you.
When will you boys grow a backbone and tell your boss he is out of line
for just once in your lifetime, when gentlemen? We can only tip our
hats and send our gratitude in prayer for men that made a living saving
others and swatting bullets to stay alive. Sometimes I pity you guys
for it must be awfully horrendous to work under this monsterous
Commader In Deceive, talk about the whiff of the stench..lord lordy!
I don't see how you guys do it unless you have a very high deficiency
of integrity and honor. I smell sodomy. This is really wacky and
dauntingly creepy. How much lower can you stoop guys? Some of you must
be having knee problems for having to kneel down every time you see
your Almighty Yahya, the 21st century dictator. How long are you guys
going to continue to disgrace us in public. This forum ain't doing you
any good either. People are starting to see the real morons we have
running around as high ranking government officials. You people never
cease to amaze us. Keep unmasking your true collars, we are getting
entertained with your stupidity and narrow-mindedness.
To add to that, a friend of mine just told me recently that he visited
the Gambia and saw how some of the these Cosa Nostras are living.
He said to me , "Prof, I can now understand why these opportunists are
kissing up to our high school dropout president." He is talking about
big mansions with big swimming pools and all the works, not to mention
'les voitures', Pajeros and shit. I told him that some of us make
three times more than the president's annual income yet his cohorts are
able to live such a flamboyant lifestye, isn't this corruption in the
highest form. These people never learned how temporal these false
aggrandishments are. Remember these are the same people accusing the
former government of such misplaced priorities and talking all that
jazz about accountability.
People like myself don't envy these people for their blood-money, we
pity them knowing fully well that they chose the path of destruction.
Even with all the government coffers in their personal bank accounts,
they still can't sleep at night. Their bedsheets have to be changed
daily and they have guards all over. Is it worth it my friends to
mortgage your soul this way. What a sorry life! If these guys were half
as smart as I am, they will build a 2 maybe 3 storey "cring-ting" house
with corrigated roof-top, that way if all hell break loose, really what
do they have to loose? A 3 storey "cring-ting" house, smart investment
I would say though for someone in as much shit as they are. If
corruption was an Olympic sport, these guys will be gold medal winners.
Beam me up guys, maybe I'm hallucinating. All these big shots can't
remember what we learned as kids. You have to break each problem into
it's smallest size to understand and fix it. Do you remember?
SIMPLICITY......kids do...1+1=2 . What really pulls my chain is that
these guys are so blinded with greed that they don't realize the game
is over come this Election. They will be booted out of those houses they
built with our taxpayers money and dumped them into the slammer for
being the endangered species they are. The books will be cooked and the
keys will be tossed for good. Talk is that even the Commander In
Deceive is very disappointed with their perpetuated incompetence ,
especially with , kebba Jobe. Remember he was caught with his pants
down by admitting that he thinks that his Commander In Deceive is
infact responsible for the massacre of the unarmed student
demonstrators. So rumor has it that Jammeh is quit pissed off that his
Cosa Nostras can't handle the kind of sophistry professed by our
comrades in the opposition. And, unluckily, Kebba I really don't see a
number on your back, so how about start filling a job application with
Checkers Cab. They do hire lot's of PhD holders who screw up Africa and
settle in the west. Being a cab driver is better than working for that
moron. This is a brotherly advice and I hope you will give it some
thought, this is if you still have some brain cells left. You sound
like a cross between pathetic and apathetic. You seem doomed by
melancholy but maybe you can pull it off with ALES(Acute Low
Expectation Syndrome) pills. Good luck .
BTW, I see nothing wrong with being a cabby, but one thing I must
mention is that just the other day I saw this cab driver from Africa(
don't ask me how I kew that), and he had a bumper sticker which read, "
Practice Random Kindness and Senseless Acts of Beauty." Isn't that
one just too precious and uplifting? NO. I say, if kindness and beauty
require public reminders, maybe it's time we all throw in the jock, and
let the cockroaches take over. Brother kebba Dampha is right on the
money when he said even a cockroach, left alone, can finish the
projects these Cosa Nostras stole from the PPP. If they had solved the
black-out GUC/NAWEC problems, which we still have, I will be very
impressed and for once in my lifetime give them a tab on the back.
Beam me up, ladies and gentlemen. I must me halucinating again. Maybe
am having one of those nights when the wolves are silent and only the
moon howls. But I betcha if the opposition allows this Command In
Deceive steal the coming free and fair elections again, am sorry but we
will all be 4-letter- worded. It helps to remember that. The only good
thing that ever come out of this Commander In Deceive is that he was/
still is successful at bringing the best out of the most gullible,
greedy, opportunist and hypocritical scavengers among our midst. Talk
about being screwed up. This Dirimo with a Nazi sword on one hand and
Sheik's prayer-beads in the other is as weird as they come. He has
taken the "Haf-tan/Woramba) into another level no Mansa has ever done.I
don't know you guys, but chills run down my spine a lot when I look at
this comic Commander In Deceive. The new DECREES he imposes upon us as
of late are what I refer to as MAD(Mutual Assured Destruction). This is
his attempt to take us all to Hell. This is a MAD man we are dealing
with, ladies and gentlemen. We must desist from the ilks of his kind.
God bless us all. Let us pray my people. Stay strong. Very soon, we will
be free at last, free at last, free at last!!!!!
Alutta Continua
Prof (Assan)
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