WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

VICE PRESIDENT GORE
I fight for the chickens and I am fighting for the chickens right now. I
will not give up on the chickens crossing the road! I will fight for the
chickens and I will not disappoint them.

GOVERNOR GEORGE W. BUSH
I don't believe we need to get the chickens across the road. I say give the
road to the chickens and let them decide. The government needs to let go of
strangling the chickens so they can get across the road.

SENATOR LIEBERMAN
I believe that every chicken has the right to worship their God in their
own way. Crossing the road is a spiritual journey and no chicken should be
denied the right to cross the road in their own way.

SECRETARY CHENEY
Chickens are big-time because they have wings. They could fly if they
wanted to. Chickens don't want to cross the road. They don't need help
crossing the road. In fact, I'm not interested in crossing the road myself.

RALPH NADER
Chickens are misled into believing there is a road by the evil tire-makers.
Chickens aren't ignorant, but our society pays tire-makers to create the
need for these roads and then lures chickens into believing there is an
advantage to crossing them. Down with the roads, up with chickens.

PAT BUCHANAN
To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American.

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross without having
their motives called into question.

GRANDPA
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us
that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.

ARISTOTLE
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

KARL MARX
It was a historical inevitability.

SADDAM HUSSEIN
This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in
dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.

RONALD REAGAN
What chicken?

CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

FOX MULDER
You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have
to cross before you believe it?

FREUD
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road
reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

BILL GATES
I have just released eChicken 2000, which will not only cross roads, but
will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook
and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.

EINSTEIN
Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the
chicken?

BILL CLINTON
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by "chicken"?
Could you define "chicken" please?

GEORGE BUSH
I don't think I should have to answer that question.

THE BIBLE
And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou
shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much
rejoicing.

COLONEL SANDERS (KFC)
I missed one?


YAYA  JAMMEH
The NIA has just informed me that the Chicken has crossed the road.
According to Decree 215 and with the power vested in me by the gun, I am
ordering the security forces to bury the chicken six feet deep.

TONBONG SAIDY
The president has just ordered the chicken to be buried for crossing the
road. With the demise of chicken the president is replacing it with a new
generator from Taiwan. Down with the chicken!!!  Long live the Generator!!!

PA MODOU KASSAMA a.k.a KEBBA JOBE a.k.a JUNGLE SUNRISE
"Subouhumalla-Aye waye Patch" this chicken deserve to be buried. May the
chicken have a horrible time.

ESSA SEY
Mr president I knew that the chicken was going to cross the road but I
swear I was not there when the chicken crossed the road. Is that why you
sent me to Taipei? Oh this chicken! I knew this chicken would be trouble.

Forwarded  on  behalf  of

Malamin  Kanyi
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