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<[log in to unmask]>; Lenora Thompson <[log in to unmask]>
Sent: Wednesday, March 29, 2000 2:49 PM
Subject: Voicemail
> Subject: Voicemail
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>> We have all learned to live with voice mail as
> >>>> a necessary part of modern
> >>>> life. But, have you wondered, what if God
> >>>> decided to install voice mail?
> >>>> Imagine praying and hearing this:
> >>>>
> >>>> Thank you for calling My Fathers House.
> >>>> Please select one of the following options:
> >>>> Press 1 for Requests
> >>>> Press 2 for Thanksgiving
> >>>> Press 3 for Complaints
> >>>> Press 4 for All Other Inquiries.
> >>>>
> >>>> What if God used the familiar excuse...I'm
> >>>> sorry, all of our angels are
> >>>> busy
> >>>> helping other saints right now. However, your
> >>>> prayer is important to us
> >>>> and
> >>>> will be answered in the order it was received,
> >>>> so please stay on the line.
> >>>>
> >>>> Can you imagine getting these responses as you
> >>>> call God in Prayer:
> >>>> If you would like to speak to:
> >>>> * Gabriel, Press 1
> >>>> * Michael, Press 2
> >>>> * For a directory of other angels, Press 3
> >>>> * If you'd like to hear King David sing a psalm
> >>>> while you are holding,
> >>>> please press 4.
> >>>> * To find out if a loved one has been assigned
> >>>> to Heaven, Press 5, enter
> >>>> his
> >>>> or her social security number, then press the
> >>>> pound key. (If you get a
> >>>> negative response, try area code 666.)
> >>>> * For reservations at My Father's House,
> >>>> please enter J-O-H-N, followed
> >>>> by
> >>>> 3-1-6.
> >>>> * For answers to nagging questions about
> >>>> dinosaurs, the age of the earth
> >>>> and
> >>>> where Noah 's Ark is, please wait until you
> >>>> arrive here.
> >>>> * Our computers show that you have already
> >>>> prayed once today. Please hang
> >>>> up
> >>>> and try again tomorrow so that others may
> >>>> have a chance to get through.
> >>>> * This office is closed for the weekend to
> >>>> observe a religious holiday.
> >>>> * Please pray again Monday after 9:30am. If
> >>>> you need emergency assistance
> >>>> when this office is closed, contact your
> >>>> local pastor.
> >>>>
> >>>> Thank God (today) that He doesn't have voice
> >>>> mail and He listens whenever
> >>>> we
> >>>> pray!!!
>
>
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