Hi 1Cool Dude
Thanks for this. Its nice to have a laugh once in a while. My friends and I
had a pretty good laugh. We all liked #8.
However, forgive me for asking but your name amuses me as well..1 cool dude.
Finally, How do you call a bull that dozes?
Have a nice day
Saul J
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>Subject: How About A Little Humor To Ease The 'Fitnah'
>Date: Thu, 3 Aug 2000 02:32:31 GMT
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>#s 8 & 18 are my favorites. Enjoy!
>
>
>1.A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station
> is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a workstation ...
>
>2.If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
>
>3.If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool
> came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
>
>4.Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
>
>5.What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses
> of bald men?
>
>6.I was thinking that women should put pictures of
> missing husbands on beer cans.
>
>7.I thought about how mothers feed their babies with
> little tiny spoons and forks, so I wonder what Chinese
> mothers use. Toothpicks?
>
>8.Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the
> Post Office? What are we supposed to do? Write to
> these men? Why don't they just put their pictures
> on the postage stamps so the mailmen could look
> for them while they delivered the mail?
>
>9.How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't
> live there?
>
>10.If it's true that we are here to help others, then what
> exactly are the OTHERS here for?
>
>11.Clones are people two.
>
>12.If a man says something in the woods and there are
> no women to hear him, is he still wrong?
>
>13.Go ahead and take risks.... just be sure that everything
> will turn out OK.
>
>14.If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
>
>15.Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it
> didn't zigzag?
>
>16.Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
>
>17.Think "honk" if you're telepathic.
>
>18.If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide,
> is that considered a hostage situation?
>
>19.If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
>
>20.I went for a walk last night and my kids asked me how
> long I'd be gone. I said, "The whole time."
>
>21.We can measure the speed of light,so what's the speed of dark?
>
>22.How come you don't ever hear about gruntled employees?
> And who has been dissing them anyhow?
>
>23.After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before
> getting OUT of the water?
>
>24.Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
>
>25.If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you
> pack it in?
>
>26.I just got skylights put in my place. The people who live
> above me are furious.
>
>27.Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
>
>28.Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste
> funny?
>
>29.Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
>
>30.Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in
> it?
>
>31.Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some
> people appear bright until you hear them speak?
>
>32.How come abbreviated is such a long word?
>
>33.If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be
> twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
>
>34.Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw
> hamburgers?
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