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Mawdos Demba and Yero,
Okay Cousin Haruna, The Sheriff of Ellen. Arresting me and the Gainako.com folks will be fun. Who will be the Prosecutor? Babili Mansa Yahya Jammeh? If my Brother Cherno Fankung will be the liberal judge, then I will have nothing to fear. No Sharia judges please. Where is Uncle Suntou? I cannot stand the Taliban-styled flogging in Allah's name. LOL.
Mawdos Demba indeed both Sarahullehs and Fulas are guilty of early marriages but I did something to challenge it a bit. I risked the beatings of Molingel's Gainako brothers by following her into the lion's den!
You do not see Sarahulleh beauties roaming the streets as they are in protected cocoons of cradle-to-grave social security and safety net systems. You have to be ready to break into the cocoons to pick one.
Thanks for the offer of reparations on behalf of my Haal Pular cousins over my first love Molingel. Is there any Fula, Mandinka, Wollof, Serer, Jola, Manjago, Balanta or Karoninka guy who felt in love with a Sarahulleh girl who was unexpectedly married to another man? I am ready to arrange a compensation for you.
Just one anecdote on this early marriage craze:
During the second quarter of this year, I was courting one hot Sarahulleh girl(name withheld) via facebook and telephone. I wanted to add her to my real-life harem. She was going to school. I told her I was ready to give her the time until she completed her course then I would delegate my elders. Only if she could assure me that they would not marry her off in the middle of her schooling.
She told me they would not marry her off and I could send the "KARAFA KURUWO" (Mandinka) "XALIHANGORO" (Sarahulle), for "intent cola nuts" to block other potential suitors. We mutually agreed that I should do that immediately after a business trip I was on.
Imagine what happened upon my return?
I was chatting with an associate (name withheld) on Skype.com and he accidentally told me he just got a new wife from The Gambia and that everything was concluded. The girl would join him soon. I asked for the name of the girl. It was the THE SAME GIRL that I was about to send cola nuts for!! I called the girl and wished her all the best.
I told her that I know something like this would happen despite her assurances. She told me everything was concluded within one day and she could not just escape the arrangement. At least she promised to name one of her future baby boys after me and that I will remain in her heart as the secret real love.
THE HEART OF A WOMAN CAN CARRY MORE SECRETS THAN THE DEPTH OF THE OCEAN!!! Sorry my ladies, I will join you on the pages of Maafanta.com for more spicy articles once my PROTEST BREAK/HIBERNATION from writing is over!! I am equally too busy these months to write.
Even on the night of her pre-departure marriage event, we flirted intensively. That was enough compensation. As am composing this email, she is with her new husband in another European country. Her schooling was cut abruptly.
She has however crossed the legal age of 18. This is somewhat an "improvement" because before girls were married at 15 and below or when they are MISTAKEN FOR THEIR MOTHERS (traditional joke that once a girl grows until people cannot easily differentiate between her and her mother physically, she is ready for marriage) and the religious folks would bless the early marriages.
The next challenge is making sure that the girls complete their schools FIRST since arranged marriage and POLYGAMY are practices I deliberately will not challenge for now. They serve my interest! WOMEN EMPOWERMENT, SORRY FEMINIST PROPAGANDA, MY FOOT. Meet you on pages of Maafanta.com for the gender war. Hahahah!
One thing I find interesting throughout my life is that the moment I express serious interest in particular ladies, they become hot cakes and guys rush to get them. Crazy world.
They took away Molingel, this Sarahulleh girl, some ladies on my Maafanta Quality List, my Sukuta Mandinka babes and counting. At least my other Fula Cousin Cherno Fankung and I are exercising maturity and restraint over a marvellously hot and curvy MANDINKA girl we both chased coincidentally.
Yes my Mandinka cousins are busy fighting over opposition politicians, Mansa Yaya Jammeh, Allahko-Mansako, Palaso and Makamo while we the Sarahulleh and Fula boys are casting out their Mandinka beauties. Please keep fighting. We will take good care of the Mandinka girls on your behalf! Hahahah!
Brother Fankung do not forget to notify me of the wedding date in good time so I can keep my promise of the FUTUSITI DONDIKO wedding dress.
GOD BLESSES THE BAD BOYS. I love you all.
PRINCE BUBACARR SANKANU
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