'You have performed an illegal operation'. Does this sound familiar?
If these were traffic tickets, boy I'll be doing 20 to life!(o-:). Anyway,
See what I've dug out from Microsoft Top Secret Code (o-:|>

/*
     TOP SECRET Microsoft(c)  Code
     Project: Seattle(tm)
     Projected release-date: MAY 1998
    $History$
*/

#include "win31.h"
#include "win95.h"
#include "evenmore.h"
#include "oldstuff.h"
#include "billrulz.h"
#define INSTALL = HARD

char make_prog_look_big[1600000];

void main()
{
     while(!CRASHED)
     {
         display_copyright_message();
         display_bill_rules_message();
         do_nothing_loop();
         if (first_time_installation)
         {
             make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
             do_nothing_loop();
             totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();

             search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
             hang_system();
         }
         write_something(anything);
         display_copyright_message();
         do_nothing_loop();
         do_some_stuff();
         if (still_not_crashed)
         {
             display_copyright_message();
             do_nothing_loop();
             basically_run_windows_3.1();
             do_nothing_loop();
             do_nothing_loop();
         }
     }

     if (detect_cache())
         disable_cache();

     if (fast_cpu())
     {
         set_wait_states(lots);
         set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
         set_mouse(action, jumpy);
         set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
     }

     /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
     /* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
     printf("Welcome to Windows 98");
     if (system_ok())
          crash(to_dos_prompt);
     else
         system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp" O_CREATE);

     while(something)
     {
         sleep(5);
         get_user_input();
         sleep(5);
         act_on_user_input();
         sleep(5);
     }
     create_general_protection_fault();
}
-->
Probable Cause:
yahya_jammeh.vxd(vicious xenodiagnostic devil) in your root_directory
has caused an Invalid Page Fault OD (Over Dose) at memory address
AJJJ000xb0a0nj1ul.

Troubleshooting:
Extract from bunker#1knlai and type fdisk/mbr at c:\> , press ENTER, type
DEL moron_jammeh.dll .  Vmm32 file not found! Windows protection. It's now
safe to turn your computer off. WAIT DON'T!!!!!!!!!!!!
Error! <;moron !Jemus Virus detected. Abort! Retry! Fail!

Resolution :
Insert your system recovery CD and dump that '1 d 1 0 t'!  -->

                                               Mr Makaveli(o-:)


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