ENGLISH LANGUAGE
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> >>The English Language
> >>--------------------
> >>We polish the Polish furniture.
> >>
> >>He could lead if he would get the lead out.
> >>
> >>A farm can produce produce.
> >>
> >>The dump was so full it had to refuse refuse.
> >>
> >>The soldier decided to desert in the desert.
> >>
> >>The present is a good time to present the present.
> >>
> >>At the Army base, a bass was painted on the
> >>head of a bass drum.
> >>
> >>The dove dove into the bushes.
> >>
> >>I did not object to the object.
> >>
> >>The insurance for the invalid was invalid.
> >>
> >>The bandage was wound around the wound.
> >>
> >>There was a row among the oarsmen about how
> >>to row.
> >>
> >>They were too close to the door to close it.
> >>
> >>The buck does funny things when the does are present.
> >>
> >>They sent a sewer down to stitch the tear in the sewer
> >>line.
> >>
> >>To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
> >>
> >>The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
> >>
> >>After a number of Novocain injections, my jaw got number.
> >>
> >>I shed a tear when I saw the tear in my clothes.
> >>
> >>I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
> >>
> >>How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?
> >>
> >>I spent last evening evening out a pile of dirt.
> >>
> >>
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> >>
> >>Nice Tip!
> >>--------------------
> >>A man takes his place in the theater, but his seat is too
> >>far from the stage.
> >>
> >>He whispers to the usher, "This is a mystery, and I have to
> >>watch a mystery close up. Get me a better seat, and I'll give
> >>you a handsome tip."
> >>
> >>The usher moves him into the second row, and the man hands
> >>the usher a quarter.
> >>
> >>The usher looks at the quarter, leans over and whispers,
> >>"The wife did it."
> >>
> >>========================================
> >>
> >>Heel!
> >>--------------------
> >>A Christian couple felt it important to own an equally
> >>fundamentally Christian pet. So, they went shopping. At a
> >>kennel specializing in this particular breed, they found a
> >>dog they liked quite a lot. When they asked the dog to fetch
> >>the Bible, he did it in a flash. When they instructed him to
> >>look up Psalm 23, he complied equally fast, using his paws
> >>with dexterity. They were impressed, purchased the animal,
> >>and went home.
> >>
> >>That night they had friends over. They were so proud of
> >>their new fundamentalist dog and his major skills, they
> >>called in the dog and showed
> >>off a little.
> >>
> >>The friends were impressed and asked whether the dog was
> >>able to do any of the usual dog tricks as well. This stopped
> >>the couple cold, as they hadn't
> >>thought about "normal" tricks.
> >>
> >>Well, they said. "Let's try this out." Once more they called
> >>the dog and they clearly pronounced the command, "Heel!"
> >>
> >>Quick as a wink, the dog jumped up, put his paw on the man's
> >>forehead, closed his eyes in concentration and bowed his
> >>head.
> >>
> >>========================================
> >>
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