Haruna.
A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While
on the operating
Table, she had a near death experience. Seeing God, she asked," Is my time
up?" God said,
"No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live. "Upon recovery,
the woman decided
To stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, brow lift, lip enhancement,
boob job, liposuction, and a
tummy tuck. After her last operation, she was released from the hospital.
While crossing
the street on her way home, she was hit and killed by a car. Arriving in
front of God,
She demanded, "I thought you said I had another 40 years? Why didn't you
pull me out of
The path of the car?" God replied, "Giiirrrlllllll, I didn't even recognize
you."
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