> HOW TO BATHE A CAT!
> >
> >
> > 1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.
> > 2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and
> >    have both  lids lifted.
> > 3. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the
> >    bathroom.
> > 4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close
> >    both lids  (you may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot
=
> > escape).
> >
> > CAUTION:
> > Do  not get any part of your body too close to the edge, as his paws
> > will be reaching out for any purchase they can find. The cat will
> > self-agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from =
> > your toilet,the cat is actually enjoying this.
> >
> > 5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a
> >    "powerwash" and  "rinse" which I have found to be quite effective.
> > 6. Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that there
> >    are no people between the toilet and the outside door.
> > 7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both
> >    lids.
> > 8. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside
> >    where he will dry himself.
> >
> > Sincerely,
> >
> > The Dog

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