Too bad I am not still taking my C++ class, I'd send this one to the
professor I had last semester!
Ginny

----- Original Message -----
From: "1Cool Dude" <[log in to unmask]>
To: <[log in to unmask]>
Sent: Saturday, August 12, 2000 2:51 AM
Subject: Windows98 Source Code. See Why Your System Often Crashes....


> 'You have performed an illegal operation'. Does this sound familiar?
> If these were traffic tickets, boy I'll be doing 20 to life!(o-:). Anyway,
> See what I've dug out from Microsoft Top Secret Code (o-:|>
>
> /*
>      TOP SECRET Microsoft(c)  Code
>      Project: Seattle(tm)
>      Projected release-date: MAY 1998
>     $History$
> */
>
> #include "win31.h"
> #include "win95.h"
> #include "evenmore.h"
> #include "oldstuff.h"
> #include "billrulz.h"
> #define INSTALL = HARD
>
> char make_prog_look_big[1600000];
>
> void main()
> {
>      while(!CRASHED)
>      {
>          display_copyright_message();
>          display_bill_rules_message();
>          do_nothing_loop();
>          if (first_time_installation)
>          {
>              make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
>              do_nothing_loop();
>              totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
>
>              search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
>              hang_system();
>          }
>          write_something(anything);
>          display_copyright_message();
>          do_nothing_loop();
>          do_some_stuff();
>          if (still_not_crashed)
>          {
>              display_copyright_message();
>              do_nothing_loop();
>              basically_run_windows_3.1();
>              do_nothing_loop();
>              do_nothing_loop();
>          }
>      }
>
>      if (detect_cache())
>          disable_cache();
>
>      if (fast_cpu())
>      {
>          set_wait_states(lots);
>          set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
>          set_mouse(action, jumpy);
>          set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
>      }
>
>      /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
>      /* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
>      printf("Welcome to Windows 98");
>      if (system_ok())
>           crash(to_dos_prompt);
>      else
>          system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp" O_CREATE);
>
>      while(something)
>      {
>          sleep(5);
>          get_user_input();
>          sleep(5);
>          act_on_user_input();
>          sleep(5);
>      }
>      create_general_protection_fault();
> }
> -->
> Probable Cause:
> yahya_jammeh.vxd(vicious xenodiagnostic devil) in your root_directory
> has caused an Invalid Page Fault OD (Over Dose) at memory address
> AJJJ000xb0a0nj1ul.
>
> Troubleshooting:
> Extract from bunker#1knlai and type fdisk/mbr at c:\> , press ENTER, type
> DEL moron_jammeh.dll .  Vmm32 file not found! Windows protection. It's now
> safe to turn your computer off. WAIT DON'T!!!!!!!!!!!!
> Error! <;moron !Jemus Virus detected. Abort! Retry! Fail!
>
> Resolution :
> Insert your system recovery CD and dump that '1 d 1 0 t'!  -->
>
>                                                Mr Makaveli(o-:)
>
>
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