Lamin true! this one was full of humour and i really laughed because the
laughter you sought for to ridicule others was to be seen IN  your funny
paras.
You see,brother writing has standing rules that are universal and one of
them is:(you can write but never can impose on the readers how to
interprete the text or texts).
Atleast this attempt to ridicule the "Yahya cohorts" as you and your pals
do say,was inevitably listed under great names like Einstein etc,so thank
you for finally realising that,WE and EINSTEIN PLUS BUSH,YOUR CURRENT
"N'jaatigeh" couldn't solve your sad chicken's puzzle!

By the way the GRTS is there in the Gambia being watched by some you know
and love:thanks to TOMBONG,GAMTEL is one the best institutions in the
world:thanks to guys like PA MODOU GASSAMA,the electricity that every
Tom,Dick and Harry will use in the Gambia is a big plus in a country that
hasn't known 24 hours power supply since i particularly wasn't born up to
the day that Yahya came to power:thanks to the Republic of China and other
friends of the Gambia.Really being demoted to such a useful country is
wonderful.I wonder what Yahya's promotion would look like if he demotes in
such an honourable manner!

"Mbéla moi la fö n'yaato".

Lamin Ceesay (or what ever name u choose to call me).






>From: Lameen Sisawo Barrow <[log in to unmask]>
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>Subject: Why did the chicken cross the road
>Date: Sat, 4 Aug 2001 21:09:34 -0500
>
>WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
>
>VICE PRESIDENT GORE
>I fight for the chickens and I am fighting for the chickens right now. I
>will not give up on the chickens crossing the road! I will fight for the
>chickens and I will not disappoint them.
>
>GOVERNOR GEORGE W. BUSH
>I don't believe we need to get the chickens across the road. I say give the
>road to the chickens and let them decide. The government needs to let go of
>strangling the chickens so they can get across the road.
>
>SENATOR LIEBERMAN
>I believe that every chicken has the right to worship their God in their
>own way. Crossing the road is a spiritual journey and no chicken should be
>denied the right to cross the road in their own way.
>
>SECRETARY CHENEY
>Chickens are big-time because they have wings. They could fly if they
>wanted to. Chickens don't want to cross the road. They don't need help
>crossing the road. In fact, I'm not interested in crossing the road myself.
>
>RALPH NADER
>Chickens are misled into believing there is a road by the evil tire-makers.
>Chickens aren't ignorant, but our society pays tire-makers to create the
>need for these roads and then lures chickens into believing there is an
>advantage to crossing them. Down with the roads, up with chickens.
>
>PAT BUCHANAN
>To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American.
>
>MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.
>I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross without having
>their motives called into question.
>
>GRANDPA
>In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us
>that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
>
>ARISTOTLE
>It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
>
>KARL MARX
>It was a historical inevitability.
>
>SADDAM HUSSEIN
>This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in
>dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
>
>RONALD REAGAN
>What chicken?
>
>CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK
>To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
>
>FOX MULDER
>You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have
>to cross before you believe it?
>
>FREUD
>The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road
>reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
>
>BILL GATES
>I have just released eChicken 2000, which will not only cross roads, but
>will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook
>and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.
>
>EINSTEIN
>Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the
>chicken?
>
>BILL CLINTON
>I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by "chicken"?
>Could you define "chicken" please?
>
>GEORGE BUSH
>I don't think I should have to answer that question.
>
>THE BIBLE
>And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou
>shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much
>rejoicing.
>
>COLONEL SANDERS (KFC)
>I missed one?
>
>
>YAYA  JAMMEH
>The NIA has just informed me that the Chicken has crossed the road.
>According to Decree 215 and with the power vested in me by the gun, I am
>ordering the security forces to bury the chicken six feet deep.
>
>TONBONG SAIDY
>The president has just ordered the chicken to be buried for crossing the
>road. With the demise of chicken the president is replacing it with a new
>generator from Taiwan. Down with the chicken!!!  Long live the Generator!!!
>
>PA MODOU KASSAMA a.k.a KEBBA JOBE a.k.a JUNGLE SUNRISE
>"Subouhumalla-Aye waye Patch" this chicken deserve to be buried. May the
>chicken have a horrible time.
>
>ESSA SEY
>Mr president I knew that the chicken was going to cross the road but I
>swear I was not there when the chicken crossed the road. Is that why you
>sent me to Taipei? Oh this chicken! I knew this chicken would be trouble.
>
>Forwarded  on  behalf  of
>
>Malamin  Kanyi
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