I don't know who originally wrote this but I thought i should shere it with
you:-)

Momodou
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 Why did the chicken cross the road?


 MOHAMMED SAEED AL SAHHAF - Iraqi Head of Information
 The chicken did not cross the road. This is a
 complete fabrication. We do not
 even have a chicken.

 GEORGE W BUSH
 We don't care why the chicken crossed the road. We
 just want to know if the
 chicken is on our side of the road or not. The
 chicken is either for us or
 against us. There is no middle ground.

 COLIN POWELL
 Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see
 the satellite image of the
 chicken crossing the road.

 TONY BLAIR
 I agree with George.

 HANS BLIX
 We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we
 have not yet been
 allowed to have access to the other side of the road.


 DR SEUSS
 Did the chicken cross the road?
 Did he cross it with a toad?
 Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed
 I've not been told.

 MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR
 I envisage a world where all chickens will be free to
 cross roads without
 having their motives called into question.

 GRANDPA
 In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the
 road.
 Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and
 that was good enough.

 OPRAH
 Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be
 listening to the chicken
 tell, for the first time, the heart-warming story of
 how it experienced a
 serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish
 its dream of crossing the
 road.

 JOHN LENNON
 Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads
 together - in peace.

 ARISTOTLE
 It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

 KARL MARX
 It was an historic inevitability.

 RONALD REAGAN
 What chicken?

 SIGMUND FREUD
 The fact that you are at all concerned that the
 chicken crossed the road
 reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

 BILL GATES
 eChicken2003 will not only cross roads, but will lay
 eggs, file your
 important documents, and balance your checkbook - and
 internet explorer is an
 integral part of eChicken.

 ALBERT EINSTEIN
 Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the
 road move beneath the
 chicken?

 BILL CLINTON
 What is your definition of chicken?

 THE BIBLE
 And God came down from heaven, and he said unto the
 chicken THOU SHALT CROSS
 THE ROAD. And the chicken didst cross the road, and
 there was rejoicing.

 COLONEL SANDERS
 Did I miss one?

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